I am the proud owner of many a hat.
There is something to wear for wherever I'm at.
A hat for the summer,
A hat for the fall,
A hat for nary a reason at all.
I have one with big bows and one with a feather.
There is one I can wear when there's inclement weather.
A hat made of rhinestones,
A hat made of fur,
A black one, a white one, and a red one for sure.
I'm told that I am quite a vision in hats,
And I am not too shy to agree about that.
Hats for excursions,
And some just for play,
My hat is my crown, and I like it that way.
By Pamela J. Randolph
 |
| I can't believe I sold this one. |
I would eagerly marry into the British royal family just so I could wear hats. I've always swooned over them, but I could never wear them because of my glasses. No matter how many different styles I tried on, none of them ever looked right. To my great disappointment, the glasses just ruined the effect.
Then around 20 years ago, I had lasik surgery to correct my vision, but it was badly botched. Very badly botched. At the time, I was on my way to becoming a professional travel and nature photographer, so this was a devastating development and caused me to sink into a severe depression. The only compensation was that while my vision was not good enough to tell if my 35mm slides were sharp, I no longer needed glasses for distance. Eventually I told myself that even if I couldn't see well, I could at least look good. So to cheer myself up, I bought a bunch of hats. Glorious hats. I even had a few chances to wear them although ladies in hats were not common in Toronto.
 |
| Sold this one too. |
I'm very far from being religious, but I seriously considered moving to the South and joining one of the African-American congregations famous for ladies wearing "church hats". I think I would have fit right in. The book
Crowns is a marvelous celebration of these ladies and their (multiple) hats.
Fast forward to 2019 when we prepared to move to Mexico and had to downsize our possessions. I sold or gave away most of my nice shoes and, I'm sad to say, a number of my more elaborate hats. A church-going lady in Toronto bought several of them. I never dreamed I would have any use for them in Mexico, but now I'm kicking myself for getting rid of them. Because of Covid-19, our wonderful classical music organization has been holding its concerts outdoors during the afternoon, and it has been warm and sunny. A perfect opportunity to wear fancy hats. I'm very glad I kept a few of them, and I've been delighted to show them off to my fellow concert-goers.